Maloney

My Life in Thirty Years My name is Jack and this is my legacy. Once I graduated from Gurrie I went to the best school in the history of the world. I then learned engineering and I was valid Victorian. After that I lived alone in my parent’s house, where I met the president. By that time Michael Isner took over Florida, which was the richest country in the world, eventhough were they just declared independents. So I said to the president” hey Mr. President why don’t we take over Disney (new name of Florida) they haven’t made a military yet.” So he said “you know that’s a good idea i'll tell the troops to invade Disney next month." After that I decided to start going on my engineering carrier. That’s when I decided to make something useful for man kind. I made the worlds first, flying pizza!!! And I made millions!!! I wouldn’t have gotten to where I am today if I hadn’t learned the necessary skills at gurrie. I was head of my engineering teem and I wouldn’t have survived in that position without knowing reasoning, lecturing and mathematics. I now live in one of the floating houses in the sky. These houses are revolutionary. We access them by teleportation. They are made of plastic so we don’t use lumber and we put them I the sky so we don’t wast land. I can also control every thing in this house by my cell phone. I can open and close doors and windows, turn lights and faucets on and off, I can even make my bed, all with the use of my phone. I went to a gurrie reunion and saw a couple people. DJ is now the president of the U.S. he now passes time by building Ferraris. Lameter colonized mars. Well That's my lagacy.